great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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