The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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