it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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