Dual....:-)
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dick very happy bro
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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