If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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