Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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