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3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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