The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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