Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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