dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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