Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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