So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
wow bdsm is so cute
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