i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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