idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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