why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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