So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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