That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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