chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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