You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
You were trust falling into bushes
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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