nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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