"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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