you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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