Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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