weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
