is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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