her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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