Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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