Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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