he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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