Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
operation have a gay friend backfired
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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