bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His nipple licking is glorious
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