I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Moan for me like Helen Keller
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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