Taylor Swift is so right about you.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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