STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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