No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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