Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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