i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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