we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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