she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I FOUND THE LEGS
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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