that's an acceptable place to lick
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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