Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize