I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just puked most of my soul out..
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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