She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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