Your face is a jimmy john
My first STD was from a foam party
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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