you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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