Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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