i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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