im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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