they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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