I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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