i think i have herpe
just one?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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