absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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