And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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