My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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