Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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